My HooterNinnie Poem

My HooterNinnie

Brushing my HooterNinnie

This is a poem that my newphew (who will be 8 next week – Happy Birthday!) wrote about his HooterNinnie for a show & tell at school. He’s got actions to go with it too – his performance was well worth a viewing!

My HooterNinnie

This is my HooterNinnie…

but what do you call a HooterNinnie when he’s feeling musical?
A FluterNinnie

and when he gets dressed up we call him a SuiterNinnie

When he’s rich he’s a LooterNinnie

When we’re playing heroes he’s a SuperNinnie

and when we’re playing ghosts he’s a BOOterNinnie

if we’re playing gun slingers he’s a ShooterNinnie

When he thinks he’s an owl he’s a T-wit, T-woo terNinnie

and when he thinks he’s a cow he’s a Moo-terNinnie

When he thinks he’s a car he’s a TooterNinnie

When he’s on wheels he’s a ScooterNinnie

When he blows raspberries he’s a FruiterNinnie

When he needs the toilet he’s a Poo-terNinnie

But when he was a baby he was so CuterNinnie

But I like him best of all when he’s my plain HooterNinnie!


7 Responses to “My HooterNinnie Poem”

  1. 1 SophieCat 07/01/2010 at 5:55 pm

    That is so cute, it had me giggling. I would love to see the actions to go with it.

  2. 2 Sarah 08/01/2010 at 1:51 pm

    Fantastic Shaz! I want to see a video clip of the performance!

  3. 3 Tracey 09/01/2010 at 8:23 pm

    oh my goodness!! That is the best ever, you should take pics of your hooterninnies to match all the lines and make it into a book – seriously!!

  4. 5 Elaine 20/01/2010 at 2:59 pm

    That is so lovely! Bet it went down well with his class.


  5. 6 vintagemilly 02/02/2010 at 6:52 pm

    Love this poem, it has had me chuckling for ages,

  6. 7 Soni Singh 05/05/2010 at 7:06 pm

    What a fun Ha Ha Ha ha. . . . . .

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