This is a poem that my newphew (who will be 8 next week – Happy Birthday!) wrote about his HooterNinnie for a show & tell at school. He’s got actions to go with it too – his performance was well worth a viewing!
My HooterNinnie
This is my HooterNinnie…
but what do you call a HooterNinnie when he’s feeling musical?
A FluterNinnie
and when he gets dressed up we call him a SuiterNinnie
When he’s rich he’s a LooterNinnie
When we’re playing heroes he’s a SuperNinnie
and when we’re playing ghosts he’s a BOOterNinnie
if we’re playing gun slingers he’s a ShooterNinnie
When he thinks he’s an owl he’s a T-wit, T-woo terNinnie
and when he thinks he’s a cow he’s a Moo-terNinnie
When he thinks he’s a car he’s a TooterNinnie
When he’s on wheels he’s a ScooterNinnie
When he blows raspberries he’s a FruiterNinnie
When he needs the toilet he’s a Poo-terNinnie
But when he was a baby he was so CuterNinnie
But I like him best of all when he’s my plain HooterNinnie!







That is so cute, it had me giggling. I would love to see the actions to go with it.
Fantastic Shaz! I want to see a video clip of the performance!
oh my goodness!! That is the best ever, you should take pics of your hooterninnies to match all the lines and make it into a book – seriously!!
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That is so lovely! Bet it went down well with his class.
Elaine
Love this poem, it has had me chuckling for ages,
Em.x
What a fun Ha Ha Ha ha. . . . . .